Jack Kaden

Over the past several days, Jack has developed a new bedtime routine that I think bears mentioning.

• 8:30pm Appears to be getting tired.
• 9:00pm: Bedtime
• 11:30pm: Wakes up screaming
• 11:45pm: Ignores parents “crying it out” teqnique
• 12:15am: Mom forces Dad out of bed to go get him
• 12:16am: Dad attempts to rock Jack back to sleep.
• 12:35am: Stays down for 15 minutes, then repeat Dad repeats  previous step as several more times.
• 1:30am: Dad strangles Jack Bart Simpson style.
• 1:30am: Dad and Jack go back into living room where playing and general happiness are restored.
• 2:30am: No signs of being tired.
• 3:30am: Dad starts watching Burt Reynolds in Sharkys Machine.
• 4:30am Despite no signs of being tired, Dad puts Jack back to bed and he stays down.
• 4:30 and 11 seconds am: Dad passes out.