Slightly Modified Bedtime Routine

Over the past several days, Jack has developed a new bedtime routine that I think bears mentioning.

  • 8:30pm Appears to be getting tired.
  • 9:00pm: Bedtime
  • 11:30pm: Wakes up screaming
  • 11:45pm: Ignores parents “crying it out” teqnique
  • 12:15am: Mom forces Dad out of bed to go get him
  • 12:16am: Dad attempts to rock Jack back to sleep.
  • 12:35am: Stays down for 15 minutes, then repeat DadĀ repeatsĀ  previous step as several more times.
  • 1:30am: Dad strangles Jack Bart Simpson style.
  • 1:30am: Dad and Jack go back into living room where playing and general happiness are restored.
  • 2:30am: No signs of being tired.
  • 3:30am: Dad starts watching Burt Reynolds in Sharkys Machine.
  • 4:30am Despite no signs of being tired, Dad puts Jack back to bed and he stays down.
  • 4:30 and 11 seconds am: Dad passes out.

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