Archive for April, 2008

Marching Babies

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Did you know it was raining on Sunday in NYC? Specifically on 62nd and Columbus where we couldn’t find the stupid registration center, or even Nina’s parents? It was a sad day in volunteer land (damn that rain!) - but a big deal in saving baby land, because, with the help of all you lovely people we raised $1610 for team DandyJack. I think we get a t-shirt, but you? You all get the satisfaction of knowing you’ve helped someone else, and hopefully prevented a baby, or a family from heading down a very scary road.

Jack braved the March for Babies well. He put up with the wet ankles and the mobs of people who didn’t care that we were “pushing a baby here people!” But, he was fussy and oddly warm. By the time we got back home after walking about 3 blocks it became clear that he had contracted some kind of stomach flu. Don’t ask how we know, because Dudes? We just do.  He’s still on pedia-lite as I type. Pedia-lite and graham crackers, the sustenance of kings…

In closing, I would like to apologize to the family that I snorted at and referred to as wimps, for advertising their 4 pound “miracle” on their team t-shirts on Sunday (no, they didn’t hear me).  Just because my miracle was 2 pounds 4 ounces doesn’t mean yours was any less miraculous… so. I am sorry.

 

 

 

what to do, what to do

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

What to do with the blog?

Do we turn it into a movie review sight?

The first Elizabeth was way better than the second Elizabeth  - even though both movies starred the SAME lady and the second movie had Clive Owen, who is hot (This  is the most true sentence I have ever written.)

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Do we post about our feelings and stuff?

I was shopping with a friend last week and we were in the dreaded meatpacking district, land of entitled European 24 year old girls with Daddy’s Black Amex. We were both offended by the way these kids (”those kids?” lord, I’ve become THAT lady) treated waitresses, shop girls, cabbies. I mean the invincibility that these damn kids emminated was just infuriating. They had no idea how lucky they were, they’re safe, they’ve never looked down the barrel of a proverbial gun…not like Jack.  

My friend had herself lived through some pretty traumatic experiences in the past year and I looked her and quietly said, without thinking, “they don’t know, do they? I mean, it’s not like bad shit ever happened to them.” And I wasn’t comparing our bad years, it was more that we had both lived through something we were completely unprepared for and we’re still dealing with it. Those kids (okay, I’ll own it), nothing bad had ever happened to them, and maybe if they’re really lucky it never will. I was envious of their obliviousness, I was like that once (minus the Black Amex of course.)

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Or do we just keep on Mommy/Daddy blogging for posterity?

Because today the boy got his second haircut and had lunch at Jackson Hole. Not one teton joke was made all day.

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I’ve been feeling a bit split between boy blogging and other stuff and that has clearly showed in the lack of postings and/or posting quality.  My middle name should have been ambivalence…

Slightly Modified Bedtime Routine

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Over the past several days, Jack has developed a new bedtime routine that I think bears mentioning.

  • 8:30pm Appears to be getting tired.
  • 9:00pm: Bedtime
  • 11:30pm: Wakes up screaming
  • 11:45pm: Ignores parents “crying it out” teqnique
  • 12:15am: Mom forces Dad out of bed to go get him
  • 12:16am: Dad attempts to rock Jack back to sleep.
  • 12:35am: Stays down for 15 minutes, then repeat Dad repeats  previous step as several more times.
  • 1:30am: Dad strangles Jack Bart Simpson style.
  • 1:30am: Dad and Jack go back into living room where playing and general happiness are restored.
  • 2:30am: No signs of being tired.
  • 3:30am: Dad starts watching Burt Reynolds in Sharkys Machine.
  • 4:30am Despite no signs of being tired, Dad puts Jack back to bed and he stays down.
  • 4:30 and 11 seconds am: Dad passes out.

Our doctor has a sense of humor!

Monday, April 7th, 2008

On Jack’s discharge papers he said,

“no SCUBA diving.”

And those are medical instructions we can follow. No SCUBA diving, with Jack, until those dang tubes fall out on their own.

The patient is doing well. He was ravenous after not eating all morning and considers the cherry bubblegum smell of the anesthesia NOT at all pleasing. Other than some mild trauma to the parents all is well.

Also? Did you know that they can administer tylenol rectally? Consider yourself informed.

 

they got yo gabba gabba in the waiting room 

Watching Yo Gabba Gabba in the pre-op waiting room. That damn show follows us around, I swear