No synagis. That’s right. We don’t qualify. What we do qualify for, apparently, is another winter of being holed up at home. No subway, no airplane, no sick kids, and no sick adults. Oh and we’re breaking out the Purell. Again.
I swear to god when he turns 2 I am going to light a flaming mound of Purell on fire in celebration.
Wait a minute…what does one need to do to “qualify”–and how does Jack’s early arrival NOT qualify?
Does Purell burn? Hmm interesting theme for a party though