Archive for July, 2007

Stag Weekend

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

While Sarah is off gallivanting around Boston, Jack and I are doing man stuff here in NYC. We are about to be out and about for the afternoon, But I’ll give a quick update of the day so far.

So far Jack as refused to eat anything but Cheerios and I took him into the shower for the first time ever. After I finish writing this, we’re headed downtown to run errands and get drunk at a titty bar go to the park. I’m going to take the camera along for posterity.

Oh, and to address an earlier post:

Yes, somehow taking a bath with Jack seems weird, but having him sit in his bath chair while I’m in the shower is totally cool. Weird I know. What can I tell you? Sarah knew what she was getting into when she married me.

Jack loves my cellphone

Jack likes my cellphone.

The Many Faces of Jack

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

Whats funny is that I can see my pouty face in some of these. Sarah never makes pouty faces (or so she tells me) so you absolutely wont see any of that here. None whatsoever. These are like 20 pictures here ranging from happy to what may possibly be Jacks first ever “CUT IT OUT DAD, YOU’RE ANNOYING ME”

Ahh fatherhood.

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Small Beagle for Sale

Monday, July 9th, 2007

Older, very soulful male beagle, responds to the name “Hollis.”

Has several warts (what? they build character) and very, very lovely long smushable ears.

Ideal owners must lack a sense of smell. Also? They must be cool with a dog in diapers.

That’s right. The cease fire has been lifted.

WAHM

Friday, July 6th, 2007

That’s work AT HOME mom to you. Rather than my normal acronym of WOHM – or – work OUT OF THE HOME mom.

We gave our nanny Thursday and Friday of this week off when we had plans to go to DC for the 4th. Those plans were pretty squarely blown out of the water about 2 weeks ago and we couldn’t take back vacation days from our nanny that we had already granted…So I was all “No problem, I’ll take vacation days and hang out with the kid,” but then all of a sudden I had an emergency work thing come up… Arch works for a company who thinks that exactly 10 days of vacation time a year is “generous” and so we were stuck with the WAHM solution. Now here I am working from home and trying to write a board presentation, and Jack, well Jack is eating the board presentation.

Jack has a new obsession with Alpha Baby and Giggles. Both are baby computer games that involve banging on computer keyboards, and then everyone (baby and parents) laughing hysterically at the results. In retrospect it was *maybe* not the best idea in the world to introduce these games to Jack given the amount of work we actually do on computers; but again, here we are, and there goes the email I spent an hour composing with an extra (Y(YPLhdfp98wtr3p23″ added in. Just a little note from Jack. Yeah! Professional reputation be damned!

In all seriousness, I’ve been looking forward to this day all week. Just me, Jack and some minor interruptions from that “work” place. I certainly didn’t get how hard it is balancing Jack’s need for some serious fun and me needing to do some serious work. However, all of the times that Jack has grabbed the phone out of my hand this morning have been forgiven. Why? Well see it’s my lunch date… easily the best (if messiest) business lunch date I’ve had in years…

Baby Proofing Party Time

Monday, July 2nd, 2007

The first words a doctor used to describe Jack when he was just about 3 seconds old was “he’s such a little wiggler.”

That is still true today, although now he’s also a roller and a grabber of pretty much everything, but specifically remote controls and cell phones. Usually while someone is using them.

Anyway. About 3 weeks ago, before Jack had really gotten the hang of the whole rolling thing, we could still plunk him down in the middle of the bed and turn our backs to say, I don’t know, open a drawer, turn on the air conditioner. Now? Not so much, as evidenced by Friday night’s recent tumble off of our bed. There was about 5 seconds of silence and then a blood curdling scream… Needless to say baby proofing has been stepped up a notch around here.