Jack Kaden

WE HAVE WRITTEN THE PROVIDER OF SERVICE FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION. YOUR CLAIM WILL BE PROCESSED AS SOON AS THIS INFORMATION IS RECEIVED.

Our health care insurance providers? Evil motherfuckers (*I edited this, I sounded much angrier than I actually am…well, maybe just a little angrier than I actually am).

Not everyone who works for them of course. There was that one time, with Becky, that I didn’t feel like I was being LIED to. Other than that, I am pretty comfortable making a sweeping generalization.

Oh. Also? I received a bill for 8/27/2006. The day Jack was born. Dating to the nanosecond before our annual deductible for 2006 was reached.

So I learned 2 things today:

1) Calling the supervisor for customer service at said health care insurance provider, “criminally stupid” doesn’t necessarily get you what you’re looking for.

2) Referencing the Attorney General for the State of New York does indeed work wonders…